Limited to 500 bundles
The Sauce Squad.
Yours before anyone else.
The OG Mayo. Tangy ketchup. Chili mayo – get the first batch at lowest price it'll ever be.
Reserve yours now.
The hook
Nobody asked for another sauce brand.
Fair. But we've cooked in professional kitchens, so we know real sauce. That stuff on your supermarket shelf? Yeah, that's not it. 86 is what happens when you refuse to eat sad sandwiches. Three sauces, made by people who actually care what's in the bottle.
What's in the box
Three bottles. One decision.
Mayo
The original. The one you'll put on everything.
Ketchup
Tangy, umami, complex. Makes everything taste likeit’s trying harder.
Chili Mayo
Bold heat, spicy finish. Ruins other chillimayos for you.
The offer
Why presale, why now
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Locked-in price
Reserve now and pay less than everyone who waits for general launch.
€32
€24
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First off the line
Founding-batch bundles ship before general launch stock exists.
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Name on the wall
Founding reservists get permanently credited as day-one supporters.
Proof
Don't take our word for it (yet)
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500 bundles. Then it's gone until launch.
No back-order. No "notify me." Just the founding batch, and whether you're in it.
Reserve my bundle — €24